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My Bladder Determines our ETA
$30.00 USD
FREE SHIPPING on domestic orders
When you travel with kids (or anyone really), timing isn’t dictated by miles but by bladders. Our playful Bladder tee takes an honest look at the inevitable pit stops along life’s highways. Featuring a quirky graphic that nods to those frequent bathroom breaks, it invites laughter and understanding from fellow travelers. Soft and comfortable, it’s ideal for long rides, camping trips, or homeschooling days when someone always needs just one more break. Wear it as a lighthearted reminder that patience, humor, and a good sense of direction can turn any inconvenience into part of the adventure.
Material Details
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.